Sora wo mite 'tara faitaa jigen
Douro wo nigetara roodo jigen
Ie ni kaettara hausu jigen
Suidou hinettara jaguchi jigen
Sotchi mo kotchi mo jigen-juu
Kaeru no heso made hesojjigen
Heesoo Heesoo Heesoo kai
Ore-tacha shiga nai Gurinamu-Hei
Itsu demo yararete bakkashi sa
Tama ni wa tsuite yo Jigen-mushi
When I look at the sky, it’s fighter dimension
When I run on the road, it’s road dimension
When I go home, it’s house dimension
When I turn on the faucet, it’s faucet dimension
Everywhere is full of dimension
Even the frog’s navel is navel-dimension
Heeso Heeso Heeso kai
We are the unfortunate Grinam Soldiers
We always get beaten up and thrown away
Sometimes we get lucky, dimensional bugs
When I dress up, it’s fashion dimension
When I wear a watch, it’s watch dimension
When I look in the mirror, it’s mirror dimension
When I take a picture, it’s camera dimension
Everything is full of dimension
Even the flying pig is flying-dimension
Buubuu Buubuu I don’t want to say it
But we are the sad Grinam Soldiers
We can grow from seeds quickly, but
We can’t get promoted to officers at all
Heeso Heeso Heeso kai
We are the unfortunate Grinam Soldiers
We always get beaten up and thrown away
Sometimes we get lucky, dimensional bugs